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This evening, mourning over the new shitty turn my career has taken and wondering what I could do instead, after drinking a delicious and slightly alcoholic minty Oreo shake:

"I could open a bakery. Make blueberry muffins all day long. ...that's a shitty business plan. No! All you get are blueberry muffins! If you want anything else, go somewhere else. No chocolate muffins for you!"

For some reason, this was hysterical to me. It might have been the delicious and slightly alcoholic minty Oreo shake talking.

Later this same evening, taking the masking tape to the couch to remove all the orange fur from the cat:

"Honey, you are a sheddy, sheddy cat."

The boy said we're lucky to have each other.

Date: 2015-06-18 03:16 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] eve11.livejournal.com
There is a pizza place in Aliquippa (near where I live) where the owner just retired; he was known far and wide as the "pizza nazi" because if you didn't follow his rules (no cell phones, huddle at the back until he calls you up, don't order an odd number of slices, don't tell him the toppings when you order--those come later, no credit cards, etc), he would take your pizza out of the oven and throw it away. He threw people out of his shop all the time. Even if you did manage to actually get the pizza, he would kind of toss your change at you and always say "subsequently" as you left.

I missed out on this experience. But you could be the blueberry muffin nazi...

Date: 2015-06-27 03:41 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] wishfulaces.livejournal.com
Oh man, this is totally something to live up to! The blueberry muffin nazi!

Date: 2015-06-20 01:20 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] jenlev.livejournal.com
Heee! Actually, it is hilarious to me and all I've got here is coffee. And Madelines. Which are not exactly a breakfast food, but there you go.

PS. Once I was going to make a Maine Coon hair pillow. *bg*

Date: 2015-06-27 03:42 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] wishfulaces.livejournal.com
Sometimes cookies are the only breakfast food worth having. (Or cake. Cake is always an option when one is an adult.)

We used to talk about making puppy trees. :)

Date: 2015-06-27 07:40 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] jenlev.livejournal.com
Heh....puppies are useful that way.

And sadly I am out of madelines.


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